gpoy but fatter (aka better)
OHMYGODThere I am, riding the bus, just minding my own business an-
A’PSDJFASKLDJFL;ASLFSA;KD
When you see it.
*inhuman screeching*
Me: I don’t see it….what? Slenderman?….No…That plane thing? No. What the f-….Jjjjeeeeeeeesusssss.
Ohmigodhe’sreal!
I sat there for 5 minutes and then my mouth dropped open holy jesus tit fdghjksdflg
can someone please tell me what im supposed to be seeing here
IT TOOK A SECOND BUT OH SHIT
![mermaidsofcolor:
Artist Afua Richardson
tangledupinlace:
drfoo:
The Mermaid queen . Dr. Foo is crawling out of the wreckage of her sickly metal lungs.
( I’ll have prints for sale soon on my brand spankin new site :] once i stop coughing…)
The talented and everso stunning Katie West linked me to this and OMG LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS. HER TAIL IS THE BEST HER HAIR IS THE BEST EVERYTHING. I hardly EVER see mermaids of color. So excited](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhuz6UpCg1qb3ksto1_500.png)
Artist Afua Richardson
The Mermaid queen . Dr. Foo is crawling out of the wreckage of her sickly metal lungs.
( I’ll have prints for sale soon on my brand spankin new site :] once i stop coughing…)
The talented and everso stunning Katie West linked me to this and OMG LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS. HER TAIL IS THE BEST HER HAIR IS THE BEST EVERYTHING. I hardly EVER see mermaids of color. So excited
(via theboyprincessdiaries)
So.sexy.
I want to be Dylan Ryan - forceful kisses & domming all the queer bois.
This gif is so fucking hypnotic- some times I just sit and watch it. I don’t know why I didn’t reblog it sooner.
(Source: pornblography)
gotDAMNIT. Geezus take the wheeeel.
This picture is perfection.
(Source: allaboutstuds, via androgynish)
Every part of this is amazing.
(Source: deviantfemme)
Alan Rickman reads Shakespeare’s Sonnet 130
My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.vocal porn.
I think if Jeremy Irons, Alan Rickman and Patrick Stewart were in a movie together, I’d combust. The timbres of their voices (plus that British accent) will have me throwing panties at the screen.
Why did I nearly orgasm listening to this! I want more!
I’ll reblog this until the end of time.
Ded naow.
(Source: tiny-sized, via brashblacknonbeliever)
(Source: deviantfemme)
Coconut oil makes a good oil-based lube if you’re not using protection or toys. It’s also an antifungal.
To people with vaginas, check your reaction to Coconut oil first as not everyone takes well to it. Do the same check if using it anally.
what an absolutely awesome little graphic!
lube ‘em up peeps!
(Source: fuckyeahmenfolk)
